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Lapis Waifu Beach Party is a fucking stupid game by Exotoro. Fuck it, let's just roll.

"Gameplay"

Because we got to have some fucking gameplay to excuse this trash that was pushed out on to the Vita, commonly known as a softcore porn machine. Gameplay involves you fucking around in some minigames and shit. Volleyball, trampolines, water slides. Fuck, whatever gets them melons going, we're putting it in. You don't care though. You just wanna see them waifus. That's why you fucking paid top dollar for this shit. Special edition, 100 bucks at your Gamestop counter. You had to ask for it since they weren't putting that shit out on the shelves. They cringe as you ask for this shit. You open it up. Inside is the game and all the dlc, which is skimpier costumes for all your waifus. A body pillow cover, which is randomized so if you get one that you don't want you gotta buy another copy. We got you by the fucking balls, son.

Starting Waifus

The real reason you got this game. I see no other possible explanation on why you want this garbage. It has to be the waifus, and by god, there's a lot because this is a Exotoro game, son.

Waifu Another Waifu
PeachAlt5

Peach

PalutenaBikini

Palutena

Marcelinebiki1

Marceline

Bible Bikini Chan

Bikini Bible Chan

LeahBikini

Leah Needlenam

TierHarribelAlt 5

Tier Harribel

MikuAlt2

Miku Hatsune

LukAlt10

Luka Megurine

SerenaAlt1

Serena

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Samus Aran

RosalinaAlt3

Rosalina

Aqua1bikini

Aqua

Secret Waifus

Some unlockable waifus, because otherwise you would have no reason to play the actual game.

Waifu Another Waifu
Maki

Maki

???

God, You're Still Fucking Reading This Shit?

Seriously, why are you still reading this? This is the sextion where we talk about the games you play to see them melons bounce.

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